did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
