Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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