I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
