Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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