I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
i think my cat just said my name.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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