Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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