Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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