Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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