i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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