Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Randomize