my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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