I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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