and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Help. Why am I so naked?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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