Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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