dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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