seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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