dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We had to coat check the pizza.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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