dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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