I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
That's when you crack a 10am beer
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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