i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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