Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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