i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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