i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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