I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
