I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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