the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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