I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just gargled with NyQuil
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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