Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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