just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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