Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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