this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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