Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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