when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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