I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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