Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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