This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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