She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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