Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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