i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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