Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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