She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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