69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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