I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
