Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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