I skipped work to stalk him.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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