can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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