you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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