Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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