if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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