North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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