I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
