porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
