Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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