do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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